Saturday, September 25, 2010

The Wrong Ideas


1. When someone put right/left signal wanting to get in your lane of the road.

It’s a sign for you to force down your pedal and quickly head your car close to the car in front so that he can’t get in the lane.


2. When you didn’t say anything just because you don’t want to embarrass that person who ignorantly cut the long queue which you are patiently waiting without looking at your face.

It’s like a test for him to check if anyone would say anything if he stand there, he would wait for a couple of minutes and if no voice heard, so it’s ok la for him to cut your line.


3. When you offer chewing gum or sweets to a person who mouth is stink as stale kari ayam.

He/She thinks that you are interested for a conversation.


4. When you plan earlier that day to just sit at your desk and put the most serious face expression you can ever do because you had a bad day and you just don’t feel like chit-chatting with you officemates as usual.

They would still hang around your desk, asking and talking and trying to give a solution to your problem just because you are not talking to them and they somehow feel responsible to cheer you up.


5. I am a Muslim.

Then you are a racist. Your people feel that other races are inferior. You are normally shallow and your people can be extreme when expressing their religious thoughts and actions and some of them are even radical. It’s everywhere in the mass media.


p/s: collective experiences.